"The Serpent's Lounge"

Chapter 7 – Kiss Ass

2009-03-25T04:09:00.000-07:00

Remember when you were in school and there was this one kid who was a kiss ass (they call it “mutti” in sinhala) to all the teachers? I’m sure you do or maybe even you must have been that kid who was always the favorite among the teachers. Maybe they should teach kids to be kiss ass as they grow up because that kind of thing is going to take you far away to success. Attitude is not something that will please everyone you know. For example take two kids in class and their approach on their teacher. So one kid is a very lethargic, kiss ass type of a kid while the other one is a pretty rough kid with attitude and charisma. Who do you think will the teacher like the most? Is it the kid who says yes to everything and nods his/her head to everything the teacher tells him? Eventually even if the teacher pulls out a red pen and tells him/her that it’s a green pen he/she would just nod to accept it or the kid who will stand up and say “I don’t think that’s right?” Well you have to be like 10 years to get that one wrong. So what’s the big deal with that? I guess there isn’t a big deal leaving the fact that most kids don’t like kiss asses!! And they are eternally bugged the whole time.

I still think this kiss ass thing is a really good thing when it comes to work as well except the fact that your teacher becomes your boss and he/she cannot physically assault you for what so ever so yeah!!!! Well I believe the theory of sucking up to your boss is very essential. Simply for the fact that it depends on the intrinsic motivators!! Money!!! Duh??? So if you need a promotion, extra bonus or extra incentive be a kiss ass because it saves you a lot of time and energy and it only requires you to act a bit stupid sometimes and to swallow whatever your boss says when just think he/she never said something like that. So people will hate you but who cares? It’s not like the people will give you what ever you want right? So screw the others!! Who even cares about them!! Let them call you whatever they want to (unless it’s like racially discriminating you or something) because at the end of the day you benefit.

So maybe you would take a minute to think about that that kid who sucks up to the teacher all the time because you could learn a thing or too from him/her and after that you could bug him/her to death.

Chapter 6 – Adam Lambert (the next big thing)

2009-03-25T04:03:00.001-07:00

Well if you’re an American idol fan this name should ring a few bells. Adam Lambert performs in this season of American Idol. And in my perspective he is the next best thing. Adam is sort of a gothic rock type of singer who has an amazing voice range. He pitches notes that are out of this world and makes it look so damn easy. He is a one of a kind singer and his performances prove it. He comes from a very dramatic background because this guy is into theater and that maybe the fact that he is so comfortable on stage when he performs. Man he is flawless. He is surely the real deal.

Coming to the confusing part, I read a few articles about this season’s American idol and went through the comments and let me tell you it isn’t good. Why have people got to condemn others based on their personalities and ways of lives huh? True Adam Lambert is gay with all the makeup and the nail polish and all but we have to remember this is not a beauty pageant or a fashion show. It’s a singing competition mind you and it has nothing to do with how people dress or their looks. So what the guy is gay? Give him a break. He must be weird to people but hey everyone has their own unique features right? People don’t seem to find the area of interest when it comes to stuff like these. When you supposed to judge a person on his/her voice people look at their looks. It maybe true that looks may play a part of a person’s performance but it doesn’t change the fact of how a person sounds.

He will continue to impress and I know he has go so much lined up for the viewers. May America make the right choice but honestly he rocks big time and I see him walking away with the whole thing. He has already been rated as a finalist and surely will make a good recording artist. Wish the guy all the best.

Chapter 5 – Best Friends

2009-03-25T03:58:00.000-07:00

Wow. Where can I possibly start? Well the term friend is pretty tricky you know because it can mean a lot of things. What confuses me first is the fact that if a girl/guy is good friends with a guy/girl respectively what would you call it? Taking the fact that its not a romantic relationship, if a girl is good friends with a guy she has to call him her boyfriend simply because he is her friend and he is a guy and that makes boy + friend = Boy Friend right? But that’s not how it’s done in real life huh? Is she says he is her boyfriend people would anyway think the couple are romantically involved in a relationship. I wonder whether there is another term people can use to make it clearer about their relationship but it doesn’t seem been used yet I guess. Maybe we will have to wait till this issue becomes a real worry to everyone to bring about a change.

Diving into our major topic “Best Friends”, what do you think would be the best definition? There are so many ways to define the word friend but the best would be “person you know well and regard with affection and trust”. Yup I think that summons the whole term friend. Do we really regard are friends with affection and trust? Do we respect them? Are we there for them when they need us? Or is the sentence “I’m your best friend and I will be with you when ever you need me to support you” a complete utter fake? I have heard that you should be even ready to sacrifice yourself for your friend. But common you don’t have to go to that extreme you know. Just do the basics right by being there for them when they need you the most. I hear people boost so much of being best friends but what’s the use if you cannot stand up to your word? You become a total looser. I mean is it so hard to stick to your word by being there for that person? It’s not like he/she is telling you to assassinate someone or asking you to do the extraordinary right?

Little things go a long way people. If we cannot do the miniature stuff how can we even think about the impossible? It’s like in this book I read once you know where the author says “think for a minute how many people will cry for you the day you die? Because if they do it’s simply because you have touched them (spiritually ok?) or you have been a huge impact in their life” Your friends aren’t asking you to do miracles you know. A best friend is a person who will stand by you at good times as well as the bad ones. A person who will say that he/she is proud of you. A person who will stand by your word when your right and even when you are wrong. A best friend is to be kept for ever and is sure to make a difference in your life. Think about it people because it maybe no big deal for us but it is a really big deal once you think about it.

Best friends are hard to find. Choose wisely.

Chapter 4 - The Guy Terms!!

2009-03-13T01:54:00.000-07:00

PLAYBOY
Its one of the most inspiring stories ever to unfold in history because the playboy magazine is regarded the work of this amazing man called Hugh Hefner. He went through hell in order for men to fulfill mans wildest dreams by creating the playboy magazine which has become one of the best selling magazines in the world (Hugh Hefner is the old guy who often wears this red robe and he is surrounded by beautiful women who he calls him his playboy bunnies) Oh yeah!! Moving on what confuses me is that some guys have got the wrong idea about the whole thing. It even confuses me sometimes when guys tend to refer themselves as playboys because do they really mean that he wants to be a playboy model (I don’t think there are male models anyways unless someone wants to make history) or that they desperately need to be engaged in a relationship and they think that’s the coolest way to put it. As confusing as it can be I did refer the term playboy in the dictionary and the only other result I got leaving out the play boy magazine was this;

“A rich man who does not work, but devotes himself to a life of sexual pleasure without commitments or responsibilities”en.wiktionary.org/wiki/playboy

Whoa!!! Now I feel that’s pretty harsh on a guy because that definition is way too rude and it can hurt a few feelings and we don’t want that don’t we? So let’s make it a bit less hurtful for them guys so that we have no hard feelings. Guys playboys = losers!!!!!

PLAYER
· a person who participates in or is skilled at some game
· musician: someone who plays a musical instrument (as a profession)
· actor: a theatrical performer
· a person who pursues a number of different social and sexual partners simultaneously
· an important participant (as in a business deal); "he was a major player in setting up the corporation" wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

Is it me or are these terms way to whacky? Not cool guys!! Just another bad term to use. No wonder these stuff confuses people big time. Ok... Ok... Word of advice children. If you want to be a player among the ladies this is what you need.

A pretty face (If you don’t have one just forget it dude!!)
Attractive Looks (oh yeah)
A gay attitude (Act as if your gay and as if women don’t like you because girls tend to dig that)
The pimp factor (The fact that you’re the real deal and you have got every ones attention)
A dorky excuse (you have to have this one of a kind excuse because that’s going to be your triumph card. Something like fake heart pains or the emotional breakdown or something like that. Try to be creative)

And that’s all the fundamentals of being the “PLAYER”. All the best people. Now you are ready to take on the world.

Ok so it’s true that guys do try their best to impress girls but some go way ahead in doing so and that makes it quite crazy. Then there are some guys who have this huge ego and attitude, and some times it doesn’t work out for them. All in all, the world was created in such away because even if we look at the animal world it’s basically the same scenario. The male species try their best to impress the female species and the female species chooses between the strongest and the weakest. But when it comes to mankind it becomes more complicated as to the way of the male impressing the female. It’s just a whole bunch of feelings flowing from everywhere with no control over the other. Well I guess it just might be too complicated for the ordinary to understand.

Best advice a person can give is to be true to yourself and don’t be someone your not. The idea is to impress and not to imitate or be someone completely fake, and don’t ever change your word if you ever give one. Stand by your opinion because once you choke on your own words you turn out to be total looser to everyone.

Chapter 3 - Love

2009-03-13T01:51:00.000-07:00

Isn’t this the most confusing topic of them all? This is the main reason I started writing this thing in the first place because my thoughts has to go somewhere right? They should have added this into the school syllabus and I bet it would be a more complicated subject like no other. There are certain parts of love that is so mysterious and hard to think about and there are parts which really doesn’t make sense. Well love is unconditional and you have to accept the fact is that gay/lesbian love is the same as the normal thing. It’s not like they were born to be like that or something right? It’s just a choice they had to make about their liking. People should learn to respect that.

Anyways I’m not going to talk about it because that is not what concerns me. What concerns me is the certain theories of love. “Love at first sight”, “Love is Blind” are these just lines that mean nothing or are they lines which really mean something worthwhile. It seems they have been slogans to express what we call love but has no material bearing. God did create people according to his image but why are people so different? Why are their so many stereotypes in the world? Why are people categorized by their looks?

So much of questions keep popping up but are there possible answers? It’s an obvious thing that people go for better looks as in girls look for guys better looking. But is it the correct choice when it comes to love? Is the pretty face the real deal? For most cases they are as people often fall for looks. Love is not all about being attractive you know. It’s about finding the right person who will stand by your side no matter what. It’s about finding the person who will be with you no matter what. Its about being with the person your comfortable with and not just being with a person who has the better look or better sex appeal.
Love is a thing you can speak for ages and still you got loads to talk about but I will put a stop to it since its getting so emotional and all. But let me give you just one advice love is not based on looks and it you think so you’re the biggest looser of all time because love is based on trust, great friendship, honesty and loads of respect for each other. It’s not a sex tool or a way of pleasing your sexual needs. It’s regarded as something really respectful and should always be regarded likewise.

Chapter - Chat Rooms

2009-03-09T00:19:00.000-07:00

I know!! Chat rooms = Online Dating. It’s a common factor. For some its more than that I guess. Why do chat rooms even exist? Maybe for some it’s a good way to meet their future better half. Is that obstructing the love term “Love at first sight?” Or maybe sight isn’t the right word there. Now you get chat rooms categorized as Business, Music, Sports, Love and Dating, Religion. Are you serious? You actually think people categorize their chatting into certain interests? Maybe most of you people have been on chat rooms and most of you have a faint idea in what I’m trying to say.

Ok. So you log into a chat room and what’s the first thing you have been asked is what’s your ASL? Yes people a good 30 minutes of chatting cut down by 3 letters. ASL!! Age, Sex, Location. It’s the first chat room term you study just like the alphabet when you started school. Chat rooms maybe successful for many individuals and I accept the fact that it’s not just a dating thing but a good platform to make good friends.

Well moving on the rule of the strongest survivor literary is applied even in chat rooms.
The male is the person with the hardest work load in a chat room as you may see he scrolls up and down and eagerly anticipates the entry of the female. Take it from a girl’s perspective. When a girl logs into a chat room it becomes her worst nightmare because eventually all the guys have sent chat requests to her. So she turns on the filtering process of choosing the best person to chat with. Maybe a guy who has the coolest chat name will stand a chance and then it’s again the hunting process for the rest. It’s totally like real life you know like in the jungle when the female species chooses the most suitable male species. Lets take our attention away from the jungle shall we because it’s a proven fact that mankind is more civilized than the animals. Where were we then? Oh yes. Chat rooms. Interesting aren’t they?

So we were talking about the mating process in chat rooms. Now we go to the bizarre and crazy sides of chat rooms. I happened to log into a chat room recently and let me tell you it’s not that much of a calm peaceful place. You get a couple of guys spiting out slang on the main window which is very scary and then you get a list of chatters who have really corny nicknames which are extremely funny. You get a certain group of people who are actually males but they chat as females which is very strange. I really don’t get this and I tend to think whether it’s because they want to experience how a girl chats in a chat room or whether they are mentally stressed out of the fact that girls keep rejecting them. It can be either way but let me tell you it ain’t cool to do so because girls can tell whether it’s a girl/boy their chatting with. (I have no experience what so ever)

My advice is choose a decent chat room and then create a cool nickname which is not even near being homo sexual and doesn’t display violent content and something that doesn’t offend anyone in anyway. Then try your luck or if you’re not down with that then get a life!!!

CONFESSIONS OF A CONFUSED PSYCHOPATH

2009-03-09T00:09:00.000-07:00

Chapter 1 – Introduction

Weird isn’t it? From time to time you meet this weird kind of people who you just look at and just go “He is so freaking weird”, and then there is another type of people who acts weird but trying to do insane and crazy stuff, and than you get the type of people who is totally normal but deep down inside a total psychopath. Welcome to my world. A world where you would stop for awhile and think how insane stuff really is and accept the fact that it’s a crazy world out there. If not I will just turn out to be a complete idiot who doesn’t make sense at all. You are already feeling that aren’t you? Damn it!!

I hope this whole thing would raise a eyebrow or two because there are so many mysteries in the world and one single individual may not know the reasons to all of it. Confusing as it can be there should be a logical explanation to everything right?

"THE RETURN"

2008-09-07T06:55:00.000-07:00

Its been awhile since I last posted and so much has happened. Maybe something is bothering me and that's why I'm back posting. Its all twisted you know? Don't know where to start from!! New job, studies, girlfriend etc and its all giving me a fucking headache. I don't get it at all. When something goes right there is this one thing that fucks it all up. Maybe I'm just stressed or screwed big time. Wish I was the way couple of years back like in school. Life was so easy and not so complicated,

Am i thinking of this too much? I've got loads of problems with my girl. I don't know what's with women??? I wasn't the type of guy who went crazy and hyped over girls but when i met her i thought she was the best. But i dont know. She was so crazy about me but now all we do is just fight all the time. I hate it when she says I'm wrong. Maybe dat's common to everyone but for me its for not easy to bear up with all this shit. She sometimes wanna brake up with me but then she says sorry. I love her so much but i don't know sometimes i feel that its always better to be alone in the dark.

Well this is messing me up so much so I'll be posting on my blog here after because that's something that always cheered me up

Bye

SHE

2007-11-05T21:42:00.000-08:00

SHE………...........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You may have tried to forget her,
you may have tried to make sure your heart,
that you can live without her
But haven’t you realized yet,
that each time you try to,
ignore her, she keeps appearing in your world………??

You may have thought,
that she is not worth enough for you
But, have you ever imagined,
that how much you mean for her………..??

You may have exaggerated,
about a real beauty of another woman
But have you ever heard,
she is admiring a different guy,
than you……..??

You may have been,
an adulator for,
someone else,
But has she ever adored,
a person except you…….??

You may have dispraised,
her by saying that she has,
no proper knowledge about this world
But have you ever known,
that she is the one who
cares about you a lot…….??

You may have talked about,
someone else’s dignity,
comparing to her
But, has she ever compared you
to another………..??

Think a bit, she may haven’t,
because you’re the one she knows well
And though she is not up to your expectations
And though she is just another person to you
You mean everything to her
Allow me to ask
Have you ever imagined that……..??

ANGEL......................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Angles

2007-11-05T02:29:00.000-08:00

Angles!!!!

Do you believe in angels?? Angels are known as Gods helpers in heaven! Angels are special you know in every way!!! Ive watched this programme cald touched by an angel and at that time it was a pretty lame programme for me but you know people take time to understand stuff!! I understand that God works in miraculous ways and Gods plan is kind of complicated!! You must be wondering why the hell a guy who talks about satanism suddenly changes into this guy who speaks about God suddenly!! I dont know how it happened either???? Once in your life you can meet someone who can turn your world upside down you know and this sudden change of me is because I have met that person. Ive mentioned that I had a very dark and painfull past and I didnt give a damn about my religion or what so ever. God is a strange person you know and hez very complicated!!!

Well let me get to the topic!!! Touched by an angel revolvs around these people with bad habits and how God sends these complete strangers to change their lives. According to the story these people turn out to be angels sent by God himself!! For some people it might soung very lame but now I understand that God have sent me his best because maybe I was the worst sinner!!! I was this guy who hated the sight of girls and often known as homosexual as in GAY!!!!! I didnt care about it though but you know I met this one of a kind girl and we became bestest friends ever!! I had no clue of love you know and I had no experience with a girl either but like I sed she was different. She was special. She was awesum, She was my ANGEL!!!!!! Its very hard to change a mans ways you know and this extraordinary girl succeeded in that!!! She did go through a rough time because of me and I never knew that. I never knew that a girl would ever love me like she ever did!!!!! She is now the love of my life!!!!

I never used to care for anyone in my whole life but you know right now im willing to do anything for her!!! Sometimes I used to just think why am I living??? But now I know that there is at least one person in this world who gives a damn about me!!! Now I know I have a reason to live, a reason to smile, a reason to appreciate things in my life. Love is the beggining of a very close friendship based on trust!!! Its not something stupid like I used to think it was. If you love someone so bad you would do anything for that person!!! Feel it! Experienced it!! Its one of a kind! Ive met my ANGEL and she has changed my life completely!!! I love her to death and nothing can change that no matter what!!!!!

Simple Man

2007-11-02T01:38:00.000-07:00

SIMPLE MAN!!!!!
I dont like people and I know thats not a good thing but still I rather fancy myself spending my time alone or with my girlfriend!! People are different and obviosly everyone knows it but I catogarize them in certain groups! The most recent is THE NORMAL, THE POSH, AND THE WANNA BE POSH!!!!!! Out of the whole lot I would just want to be normal! I dont often like rich people because of their attitude but even ive got a very big attitute as some would say but im just proud of what I am right now. There is no harm in being pround of your self hasnt it. People in Srilanka are differnt you know. They just keep nagging at someone simply because of the fun they get!! I dont know why people tolerate that but I guess just ignoring them would do. Its different in other countries you know!! People have the freedom to do anything and I think thats awesum. People in this country just want to TALK and TALK and TALK!!!!!!!!!

Why cant people talk less and work more????? I belive god has given you one mouth and two ears for some reason hasnt he?? Simply to listen more and TALK LESS!!! My theory is that and if someone dosnt agrees with that just fuck him!!! I dont ever want have more attention because I belive I get sufficient attention from people who I should get it from. Dont try to be a wise ass!! Just be a simple man for Gods sake. Be a simple man and people will definitly look up to you!! Be simple man and people will respect you. Be a simple man and people will like you. It dosnt matter on how popular you are but on how many people you can change with your life!! How many people will cry when you die? Maybe thousnads maybe a few or maybe no one at all! Its not being popular!! Its being memorable!!! Popular people are often forgotten when they die but memorable people will live in the hearts of their loved ones for ever!!! Just be a SIMPLE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Satanism

2007-10-31T22:36:00.000-07:00

Satanism
Satanism is something often people are disgusted about!! Not to mention that it realy exist and there are like so many people who have devoted themselves to Satan!!! Well in Srilanka I dont think you will find many. Im not talking about these heavy metal rock fans in Srilanka. Most people might think they are antichrist but I think they do it to get more attention from people. Real antichrists are really freaky and so are people who follow satanism!!! But you know there is some kind of good in everything, at least I try to find something good in everything!!

I like the concept of these satanist simply because satanism teaches a human that you control your life and no one else. Not that iam one but I wolud rather be a satanist than these awfull christians. Its not that I hate God or something because I dont. I think God and Jesus are two of the most holy people in the world but its the people I hate. When they want something they start praying like who are they kidding???????????

Satan is known as one evel son of a bitch and I think so but Satanism teaches a man that he is the king of his life and that there is no one such as god!! God is not going to save you when you are about die. Its you that has to save your life is your gonna die!!!! You rule your life not your father, mother, wife, husband, friend or any possible thing!! You live your life the way you can and you do what you want and dont let other assholes dictate terms!!!

Im not a antichrist or follower of satan so and im not that religious either!! But I belive is God and I belive in Satan!!! Im just a guy telling you to take control of your life before it gets all fucked up!!! Dont ever think of the past and say you got fucked up because thats going to make your future fucked up too!!!! Think what went wrong and how and make it up for your future!! No ones going to pick your ass up and put where it should be. You got to get your ass up and take it to what you want and where you want it!!!!!

Introduction

2007-10-31T21:56:00.001-07:00

"The tradegy of life is not death but what we let die inside of us while we live"

As mentioned in my profile im just an ordinary guy trying to put my frustation into writing than just keeping it inside of me. God!!!! Ive gone through alot of shit in my early days and still its never changed, but insted ive changed myself instead and it feels much better to just get on with life.

I used to be a guy who always get woried of something someone tells me and keep thinking about it all the time. With time I realized that thinking about it just makes it worse and it dosnt solve my problems. Well its a long story but it isnt much important so lets just forget it.

My point is that ive changed my ways and there was this special person who changed me completely and thats my girl friend. Thanks to her I dont give a shit people tell me and im kind of happy about that. Anyways I owe my girlfriend my life and if it wasnt for her I would have been a complete freak by now. (not that I am now because people must be thinking im this heavy metal listninng jerk but hey like I sed I dont give a fuck of what you think.)

So anyways thats just an introduction about me. I never heard of this blogspot thing and I always wanted something like this to just express my views. Thanks to one of my friends I heard of this and here I am. So thanks alot to my friend im doing something which I always desperatly wanted to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!