Friday, March 13, 2009

Chapter 4 - The Guy Terms!!


PLAYBOY
Its one of the most inspiring stories ever to unfold in history because the playboy magazine is regarded the work of this amazing man called Hugh Hefner. He went through hell in order for men to fulfill mans wildest dreams by creating the playboy magazine which has become one of the best selling magazines in the world (Hugh Hefner is the old guy who often wears this red robe and he is surrounded by beautiful women who he calls him his playboy bunnies) Oh yeah!! Moving on what confuses me is that some guys have got the wrong idea about the whole thing. It even confuses me sometimes when guys tend to refer themselves as playboys because do they really mean that he wants to be a playboy model (I don’t think there are male models anyways unless someone wants to make history) or that they desperately need to be engaged in a relationship and they think that’s the coolest way to put it. As confusing as it can be I did refer the term playboy in the dictionary and the only other result I got leaving out the play boy magazine was this;

“A rich man who does not work, but devotes himself to a life of sexual pleasure without commitments or responsibilities”
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/playboy

Whoa!!! Now I feel that’s pretty harsh on a guy because that definition is way too rude and it can hurt a few feelings and we don’t want that don’t we? So let’s make it a bit less hurtful for them guys so that we have no hard feelings. Guys playboys = losers!!!!!



PLAYER
· a person who participates in or is skilled at some game
· musician: someone who plays a musical instrument (as a profession)
· actor: a theatrical performer
· a person who pursues a number of different social and sexual partners simultaneously
· an important participant (as in a business deal); "he was a major player in setting up the corporation"
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn



Is it me or are these terms way to whacky? Not cool guys!! Just another bad term to use. No wonder these stuff confuses people big time. Ok... Ok... Word of advice children. If you want to be a player among the ladies this is what you need.

A pretty face (If you don’t have one just forget it dude!!)
Attractive Looks (oh yeah)
A gay attitude (Act as if your gay and as if women don’t like you because girls tend to dig that)
The pimp factor (The fact that you’re the real deal and you have got every ones attention)
A dorky excuse (you have to have this one of a kind excuse because that’s going to be your triumph card. Something like fake heart pains or the emotional breakdown or something like that. Try to be creative)

And that’s all the fundamentals of being the “PLAYER”. All the best people. Now you are ready to take on the world.


Ok so it’s true that guys do try their best to impress girls but some go way ahead in doing so and that makes it quite crazy. Then there are some guys who have this huge ego and attitude, and some times it doesn’t work out for them. All in all, the world was created in such away because even if we look at the animal world it’s basically the same scenario. The male species try their best to impress the female species and the female species chooses between the strongest and the weakest. But when it comes to mankind it becomes more complicated as to the way of the male impressing the female. It’s just a whole bunch of feelings flowing from everywhere with no control over the other. Well I guess it just might be too complicated for the ordinary to understand.

Best advice a person can give is to be true to yourself and don’t be someone your not. The idea is to impress and not to imitate or be someone completely fake, and don’t ever change your word if you ever give one. Stand by your opinion because once you choke on your own words you turn out to be total looser to everyone.





1 comment:

TheWhacksteR said...

brilian advice! i saw your name as satans mentor and jumped to your profile to find that you work in HR..

proved a few of my theories abt HR ppl. hahah!